Katara: An Owner's Guide

CONGATULATIONS!!!

You have just received your very own Katara!  In order to make clear that you are completely aware of her features and abilities, please read this manual CAREFULLY.

Information:

Name: Katara (will also respond to Master Waterbender)  Type: Waterbender (hot chick variety)  Manufacturer: Four Elements Inc. ™  a small piece of A:tLA Inc. ™

Height: 5'4 (5 foot 4 inches)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Level of Skill: Very powerful.  Can defeat almost anyone.

Accessories:

The accessories Katara comes with are from the hit T.V. show A:tLA Seasons 1 and 2.  To purchase any clothing or accessories from Season 3 call the toll free number 1-800-797-4448.

The Katara unit comes with:

i) Water Tribe Clothing ™ (Removable and Machine Washable)

The Water Tribe Clothing ™ accessory pack consists of:

a) Katara's necklace from her mother

b) One Water Tribe shirt

c) One Water Tribe pair of pants

d) One pouch for holding water

Note:

The Katara unit is one of  the few women units in Avatar that are beautiful.  If your enemy has a Mai unit then we heartily recommend you go over and rub it in his/her face.

Installation:

The Katara unit is very nice and welcoming.  When you open the crate that she has been shipped in, she will calmly get out, dust herself off, and introduce herself.  Then she will show you a cool Waterbending move.

Cleaning:

Your Katara unit has spent several days and nights in an old and dusty crate.  Since she is a Waterbender model, you do not need to help her clean herself.

Security:

Due to the popularity of the Katara unit, make sure that your Katara unit is a certain model.  (If your Katara model is a 2 or lower, please call the number above to get it micro-chipped)  DO NOT lend your Katara unit to ANYONE.  Do not allow ANYONE to bring Katara in for Show and Tell.

Compatibility with other models:

Zuko:

There are 3 settings of interaction for the Prince Zuko and Katara units:

1: This is the Zutara setting, the one we at Four Elements Inc. ™ support the most.  If you buy the Katara unit and are a Zutara fan, we will send you the Prince Zuko unit for free! ( We recommend that if you have the Zutara setting on Prince Zuko and Katara, we recommend that you give them a different house because they will fall in love and ... I think you already know what will happen.

2: Friendly setting: Prince Zuko and Katara are friends,and nothing more.

3: Hostile setting: they are exactly that.

Toph:

There are 2 settings for the Toph unit:

1:Argue: Toph and Katara will frequently argue.

2:Friendly: Katara and Toph will act like they are bffls.

Aang:

There are 2 settings for the Aang unit:

1: Friendly setting:They are friendly.

2: Kataang: Although we here at Four Elements Inc. ™  strongly dislike Kataang, we will sell you Aang for $39.99.

Sokka:

There is one setting for the Sokka unit:

1: Brotherly:  In this setting Sokka will be bossy and he and Katara might argue.

Haru:

There is one setting for the Haru unit:

1: Crush: The Haru unit will act like he has a crush on Katara, and Katara will giggle,smile and blush.

Jet:

There are 2 settings for the Jet unit:

1: Charm: Jet will turn his charm on for Katara, and she will be infatuated with him.

2: Anger: Jet will do something to anger Katara, and she will Waterbend him to the nearest tree.

F.A.Q.:

Q: My Katara unit is worrying me.  All she does is sit in a corner and mutter about Prince Zuko; what should I do?

A: Your Katara unit is on the Zutara setting.  Call 1-800-797-4448 and they will deliver a Prince Zuko unit to your door in days.

Q: My Katara unit went with me to a party and she can't stop talking to me about how 'hot' my co-worker is.

A. Please send your Katara unit back to us.  She probably drank too much wine.


Final Statement:

While Katara may be a wonderful unit for you or a nightmare, she will remain loyal to you no matter what.  Katara's lifespan is 85 years.